10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.