10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977