10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.