10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.