10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm