10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha