10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.