10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Welcome to kicker school
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is for loners.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.