10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)