10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel