10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway