10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)