10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."