10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!