10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm