10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.