10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez