10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake