10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez