10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.