10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "No river, no fish."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio