10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have