10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.