10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz