10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die