10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery