10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.