10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet