10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.