10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.