10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz