10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Fish don't eat Nutz!
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson