10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown