10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.