10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.