10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear