10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "No river, no fish."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth