10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.