10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "No river, no fish."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.