10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"