10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.