10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."