10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer