10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Welcome to kicker school
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword