10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.