10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament