10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson