10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.