10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.