10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom